There's a million gruesome ways to die!
(How 'bout impaled upon a rake?)
Oh why resist when the party's just begun?
(Or a McDonald's Grimace Shake?)
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
(How ‘bout impaled upon a rake?)
Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
(Or a McDonald’s Grimace Shake?)
Commission for Kimaroki of Chancellor Cole being yelled at by their OC Cyrus, his more competent, less short demon son. See, THIS fankid has to live with the fact that his dad ran away from the family to try to cause a giant calamity and destroy the world by sticking the soul of Malladus in Princess Zelda’s body. You know, cool dad stuff.
Honestly it’s great that I got a commission to draw a character I haven’t drawn in a long time. If you lovely folks remember my Chancellor Cole era, you are the true MVPs.
How good is Sir Daniel Fortesque at riding a horse?
Amazing. He's the medieval version of a Horse Girl and LOVES horsies.
Good but in a clinical ''I got tutored'' way. Has no opinion on the animal.
Has only ridden just the family horse in his life but thinks he's hot shit.
Unremarkable. Average medieval man with average skills at riding.
Awful. If he gets on a horse, he's falling off. Loves petting them though!
He's terrified of them and refuses to ride them! They eat fingers!
See ResultsAlright everyone, let's decide this man's horse-riding skills.
Obviously we're not factoring in animals' innate fear of the undead in this, otherwise how is he going to pet the horsies (and have his fingers bitten off).
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
At almost 50 votes (which doesn’t sound like much, but MediEvil is a small fandom), it has been decided that Sir Daniel’s horse riding skills are “Thinks he’s hot shit” and “Awful”.
Wow. No one has any faith in this man.
I was explaining the plot of the MediEvil comic to a friend and they were getting so confused at my synopsis (since the comic involves time travel, multiple versions of the same character, and a body swap) that I drew a very helpful infographic in MSPaint to illustrate just how much Sir Daniel Fortesque - Dumbass Lord Supreme - has completely destroyed the space-time continuum with his actions.
If this looks confusing, congratulations! You found out one of the reasons why people don’t talk about the comic that often!
As a bonus, a short conversation of the logistics of the time loop
Anonymous asked
Hello! Just wanted to let you know pressing "my art tag" in your bio doesn't work as a heads up!
Should be fixed now hopefully!
He’s heard rumors that there’s a tortured soul of a dead knight wandering these woods, but he hasn’t seen anyone for miles.
More of Sir Danny Dan Daniel Fortesque from that game I played only four months ago. Wanted to really go ham on a drawing with him in it because honestly, he deserves it. He works hard.
“It’s too late, pitiful Skylosers!
I’ve already depicted you as the Soyjak and me as the Chad!”
So there’s this horrible Gollum game that just came out and there was a viral tweet circulating on my feed yesterday and I…I couldn’t resist.
You are now aware that the Gollum in The Lord of the Rings: Gollum looks like Kaos.
Twitter really liked this quick little ten minute sketch I did right before the Playstation Showcase (where I tried in vain to summon a MediEvil 2 remake from Mr. Sony himself) so you lovely souls are seeing it too.
Yes, I will be finishing this. No, I’m not sure how this guy of all guys became my latest art muse. I will not be fielding any further questions.
Next Artathon entry is Sir Daniel Fortesque for @turquoisephoenix! My brain couldn’t pick an action pose I trusted myself to draw in 30 minutes, so uh… sometimes you just gotta sit on a giant pumpkin and have a think
More exploration of my idea for Living!Sir Daniel. Not sure if I’m bringing anything new to the table, but mine’s kinda morphing into a slightly off-putting scruffy himbo that, despite appearances, is extremely educated and was born into a family with some standing in the Gallowmere courts. He’s just not very good at social graces that don’t involve telling epic tales of good vs evil.
Also there’s a journal entry in Resurrection that implies that Daniel Fortesque will just wander right into your unguarded pumpkin patch and start eating ‘em raw while your back is turned. Bet he would’ve loved pumpkin spice lattes.
Everyone else in MediEvil fandom: Yeah Sir Daniel had a quick little fling with the Resurrection!Pumpkin Witch because he sure loves his pumpkin soup haha.
My Dumb of Ass: Sir Daniel and the Resurrection!Pumpkin Witch were engaged to be married and these two bozos were so much in gushy, gooey love that they even had dumb gourd-themed pet names for each other and were already talking about Dan retiring on his hefty knight salary and moving to Pumpkin Gorge. He just had to be super unlucky and plan the wedding ceremony for AFTER he defeated Zarok (he wanted a special fairy tale wedding where he’s the triumphant knight that saved the kingdom! he accidentally bought into his own hype!) so when he meets up with her again one hundred years later, she’s a bitter old hag who personally had to help bury his stupid corpse and his death impacted her view on the world so deeply that she never got close to another person ever again and threw herself completely at her work because pumpkins won’t break her heart. She then has to grapple with a very intense loathing at Dan just showing up in her life again when she grieved for him while still caring for him and feeling a very strong sense of sympathy for what happened to him and what he is now. Meanwhile, Dan just lets her vent because, for the first time since being resurrected, he realizes that He Fucked Up while hanging out with her and seeing his once fiancée as a very emotionally distraught and kinda barmy elderly woman as a result of his actions just makes Dan want to go lay face down in a ditch and let the earth claim him.